Josh: “Yeah, I totally hit that.” Megan: “He did. He really did.”

So, Megan Fox was at Comic-Con with co-star Josh Brolin, pimping Jonah Hex. Y’know, the comic book western starring a character with a horribly disfigured face and Megan Fox’s amazingly corseted waistline.

"Oh my god, you guys... I can taste my spleen!"

In and of itself, this news is only interesting in the sense that it gave me an excuse to post the corset shot. (You’re welcome.) What was really interesting was the incident that Fox had to face during the Q&A. See, a young man stood up and fired this off:

My question is for Megan. I have a Sony HVR [ed: that's a camera, doofus]. It’s not a true HD, but it gives a pretty good image. Anyway, my question is: I just graduated film school and I’m trying to help my career. I was wondering if you’d be interested in some kind of, like, celebrity sex tape?

Security rushed him out of the room at that point, and Ms. Fox chose to leave that extremely pressing question wholly unanswered. The woman has absolutely no respect for investigative journalism.

For what it’s worth, I’m not sure what the recent graduate looked like, but in my mind’s bloodshot eye, he’ll always look something like this: