Here we see Adrian Grenier –he of the worn-out-its-welcome Entourage– modeling the seldom-seen and always-disturbing Dorsal Happy Trail.

The problem with a DHT isn’t its simple existence, of course; it’s what the DHT suggests about his taint topiary. Primarily, that under those shorts lurks a thicket of ass pubes so dense that it could easily collapse into a black ho– wait… god… oh, why did I type that?! Why is the backspace key not working?! Aghhhhh!

I think I need a rape shower. A mind rape shower.