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Blake Lively Is A Sad Panda

Celebrities on location for Gossip Girl at Sothebys Auction House

Blake Lively’s expression here just cracks me the hell up. She’s like, “What is this shit? This Meester bitch dresses up like a retarded astronaut clown while my nips try to drill their way to freedom through my lil’ fuck-me frock and you’re still taking her picture? WTF?! The only way I could get any hotter would be to set myself on fire!”

Before you go pick up a gallon of regular and a matchbook, I just want to say that I feel you, Blake. Or more accurately, I want to feel you.

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