A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah

Will Arnett Loves Abortions, Impregnating Mouths

Stars on the red carpet at the 34th Annual Gracie Awards Gala in NYC

This man looks harmless, does he not? Standing there with his wife Amy Poehler, smiling placidly for the camera… what a charming fellow!

Well, think again, stupid! Will Arnett is the single most deviant sex fiend you will ever encounter, especially if you’re wearing a cardboard mask of a random celebrity. See below for the awful, awful truth.

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