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iPad: The Stuff iLove, The Stuff iHate
By Roger on April 8, 2010
Yeah, yet another iPad review. But this one features unnecessary profanity and references to deviant sexual practices. Top that, PC World!
Category: Break It Down

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls
By Roger on November 16, 2009
A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)
Category: On The Scene

Avengers #1, Part 1: Norse Gods & Mila Kunis
By Roger on September 4, 2009
See, you’re just dying to know how those things come together, aren’t ya? Frankly, I’m a little surprised myself.
Category: Break It Down

Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)
By Roger on August 26, 2009
Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.
Category: On The Scene

Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross
By Roger on August 6, 2009
Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy.
Category: From Afar

Long Distance Telepathy Works: Vanessa Hudgens Swears Off Breeding
By Roger on August 4, 2009
For my next trick… assless chaps for everyone!
Category: From Afar

Bianca Gascoigne Is Slightly Awesome
By Roger on July 29, 2009
Yeah, I didn’t know who she was, either. But helping you learn more about half-naked, drunk quasi-celebrities is part of my job.
Category: From Afar

Picking Nits With Olivia Munn
By Roger on July 27, 2009
Sometimes people make mistakes. Even beautiful people. I know that doesn’t sound right, but I checked.
Category: From Afar


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