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Helen Mirren Got Her Goddess On (NSFW)
By Roger on August 28, 2010
Bet ya didn’t think you’d see “Helen Mirren” and “NSFW” together, did ya? Never underestimate me, my friends.
Category: From Afar

Amazon Eve Is More Woman Than You Can Handle
By Roger on December 9, 2009
She’s 7′ in heels, and has actually managed to find bikinis that fit. You know you wanna see that.
Category: From Afar

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls
By Roger on November 16, 2009
A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)
Category: On The Scene

Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)
By Roger on August 26, 2009
Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.
Category: On The Scene

Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross
By Roger on August 6, 2009
Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy.
Category: From Afar

Long Distance Telepathy Works: Vanessa Hudgens Swears Off Breeding
By Roger on August 4, 2009
For my next trick… assless chaps for everyone!
Category: From Afar


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