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Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes

Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes

By Roger on March 7, 2010

And I, in turn, am not ruling out Audrina Partridge movies.

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Hannah Montana Is Deeper Than You

Hannah Montana Is Deeper Than You

By Roger on March 9, 2010

And by “you”, I mean YOU. I’m as complex and thoughtful as the Dalai Lama, only with more sex appeal.

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Cosmo Gets Fun, Fearless & Slightly Senile

Cosmo Gets Fun, Fearless & Slightly Senile

By Roger on March 4, 2010

There’s nothing better than a meaningless list of celebs grouped according to nebulous criteria to make that wait at the gynecologist’s office just a little sweeter.

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged celebrity, chris o'donnell, cosmopolitan, ed westwick, gossip girl, jessica szohl, magazines, sean william scott | Leave a response

Confirmed: Kristen Stewart Short One Vajayjay

Confirmed: Kristen Stewart Short One Vajayjay

By Roger on February 25, 2010

If you can derive any other conclusion from the data, you’re smarter than me. And I’m like freakin’ Einstein, only with more upside.

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Bar Refaeli Is Getting Desperate For My Attention

Bar Refaeli Is Getting Desperate For My Attention

By Roger on February 22, 2010

At this rate, next thing you know, she’ll be prancing around in lingerie or something!

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The Early Trailer for Spider-Man 4 Is Here and It May Need a Red Band

The Early Trailer for Spider-Man 4 Is Here and It May Need a Red Band

By Roger on February 21, 2010

Frankly, I’m beginning to wonder if Aunt May shouldn’t have peeked in Peter’s closet a little more often.

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Lohan Is No One's Muse

Lohan Is No One’s Muse

By Roger on December 22, 2009

Unless you’re Heidi Montag’s songwriter… yeah, I could believe that.

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Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

By Roger on November 16, 2009

A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)

Posted in On The Scene | Tagged boobs, breasts, club, club lavela, contests, florida, hotposts, panama city beach, pcb, spring break, videos | Leave a response

Avengers #1, Part 1: Norse Gods & Mila Kunis

Avengers #1, Part 1: Norse Gods & Mila Kunis

By Roger on September 4, 2009

See, you’re just dying to know how those things come together, aren’t ya? Frankly, I’m a little surprised myself.

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Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

By Roger on August 26, 2009

Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.

Posted in On The Scene | Tagged bikinis, blond, club la vela, contests, florida, hotposts, panama city beach, pcb, spring break | 1 Response

Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

By Roger on August 6, 2009

Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy.

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